Weekly Chuckle: Murphy's Work Laws

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"